YARNS--
Home Spun and True

By Steve Van Nattan

 

 

 


 

 
 


Having passed the age of sixty, I have been told that I now have the right to indulge in reminiscence without apologizing.  Thus, those of you of our piano customers who venture into this section of the site will have to tolerate my attitude if you please, and I hope that I can reward you in some small way with interesting stories of my past experiences.
 It sure beats having a "mid-life crisis."

The baboon in the picture looks very much like the ones who stole my mangos as I was growing up.  Hopefully, I have acquired a few more civilizing traits than this fellow, but I think he is very much in context on this page.  Old African friends in Tanzania, like Frank Marwa, will certainly sympathize with anyone who had to deal with baboons.  They are almost as troublesome as the IRS.

I shall try to keep a healthy skepticism regarding my worth, since Christ Jesus is due all credit for anything I may contribute to life.  I shall not, however; make silly scenes of false humility.  My life has been rather colorful at times, not because of my own cleverness, but because my Lord has graciously chosen for me a life trail which is rather fun to look back over.  I shall try not to dwell at length on the negative, but I shall use it at times to draw morals and parallels to biblical truth.

Sometimes the names of fellow travelers will be changed, but wherever possible, without unduly embarrassing some old cohort, I shall use the names of the guilty :-)  

You know, I have thought of this for many years.  I thought of gathering my experiences, along with those of my past friends', and writing a fiction of a missionary's kid as historical fiction.  Forget it.  Life is too busy to figure out the details.  So, what follows is partly mine, partly yours, and partly someone else's.  

Someone once said, and it might have been me,
"Don't look back when things are getting rough-- Look back when it is good now. The past will add peace to the moment at hand."

FORMAT:  I shall probably use this section of the Journal as a sort of sandbox in which I may regress and play and toy with graphics and sound files. Please be patient.  I shall also fail gloriously to keep things in chronological order.  What fun would that be?  So, in order for you to figure out when a given yarn took place, I give you a BIO PAGE TO BROWSE

Enjoy.

 

 

YARNS OF STEVE VAN NATTAN


AZIZ AND AKBAR- New
PYTHONS
- New
THE STORY OF MOUNT LONGONOT

BABOONS
EGGS-- Buying them and tithing them
FETCHING THE MAIL--  Online browsers may load this one.
MERV ROSELL and the four ships
PAUL BEVERLY takes me on a bicycle ride.
RVA FOOD  Strange things-- Wonderful things
HAM BY MAIL  Or, The Ham that crawled in From the Cold.
BULL DOG, MUD FIGHTS, Dinky toys, nyabs, and hill climbing
PINCHING ANTS-- They are fantastic exterminators

STEVE VAN NATTAN'S BIO

STEVE'S WEIRD TALES "COMING SOON"
You can see what is coming by the unfinished list below.

MAU MAU DAYS
HUNTING HIPPO
HOW I WAS BORN AGAIN
YOU CAN FIX ANYTHING WITH BUNGIES
MUD, CHIKKA, MBUGA
MAKING A SHORT WAVE RADIO
FERRY BOATS-- SIMIU, RUGEZI, NYAMTAKUZA
SERENGETI VACATION
MZUNGU DINNER FOR THE PREFECTS
THE ROBIN WENTLY AND 1954
MWANZA
NAHASHON AND MWANGI
CHIPUKIZI
SHEGE
BETIRU
BOREMA
DANNY KEIHU
DR. GOBIZI
GEBRE MICHAEL
MARIO AT BEKELA MOLA'S RESORT
UHURU
NIGHT SCHOOL IN ELDORET
SAMMY KAMAU
AZIZ AND AKBAR
BAPTISTS IN AFRICA
MWANZA MISSION HOME
FISH COURSE ON THE LAKE STEAMER / BEKELA MOLA FISH
AUGUSTA MANNING
1943 INDIAN
MY DAY OF FAME ON ART LINKLETTER'S HOUSE PARTY
MY COOKING EXPLOITS- Shark stew, fried lettuce, egg fuu yung
MOTHER SYWALKA
YANKEE CRICKET
CROSSING A LIVE VOLCANO
TEA TIME AT KIDONG DORM
THE GUDGE
HIKING IN THE FOREST
HERB LION AND CARL ULINE PLAY A TRICK
ARTY DAVIS SEES A LEOPARD
FIELD DAY
RECIPE-  HIPPO FOOT
BWIRU COFFEE CALL
KIAMBOGO BUILDING
SORTING CARROT AND CELERY SEED
HYENAS
SOME DAMNED FOOLS I HAVE KNOWN
(Damned by their own rebellion against the Gospel of Jesus Christ)
AMERICAN FLAG FLIES IN TANGANYIKA
KISUMU
SERGEANT MAJOR IN CHARGE
200 NECK TIES
WILHELM MAY KEEPS IT IN "ECONOMY GEAR"
BURNING FETISHES
HANS NYMAN RIDES A DONKEY
SIAFU-  ANTS IN YOUR PANTS
FRANK MANNING
INTERNATIONAL MUSSIONS CLUB-- LONDON
TRAVELING ON THE LAKE STEAMER
ENGLISH FULL COURSE DINNER AND OTHER STRANGE CUSTOMS
HOW TO EAT THE FISH COURSE FIVE TIMES
BARGAIN BANANAS
GOD'S KITTY SAVES MY DAD FROM A COBRA
BROTHER VAN GOES TO TOWN
CHECKING UP ON DOMINO PLAYERS
PREACHING IN THE OZARKS
DEACON JONES WAKES UP
KEY OPENS THE WAY
HILLTOP CAFE
NEWAYGO BIBLE SIGNS
FRED WHEAT
SPIRITUAL WARFARE IN THE HIGH DESERT
AFRICAN FOOD VARIETIES
MIRACLE OF THE POWERED MILK
"THE HOOVER KIDS ARE NORMAL"
CRAIG POSEY RINGS THE BELL
DROUGHT IN AFRICA
PETER DIGS A DITCH AND TOPS A TREE
MARY'S FRIEND SAVES HER LIFE
ARABS AND KITANI
FORESTS GOD MADE--  KENYA HIGHLANDS, ARUSSI LAND, REDWOODS
RESTAURANTS I HAVE ENJOYED--

OMAR KHAYAM, VILLA VERDE, ADDIS ABABA RESTAURANT, CHUNG HUA, ITALIAN IN ASMARA, DEBRE BIRHAN, NAKURU TRUCK STOP, STAGS HEAD, LUNDIANI, NORFOLK, NEW STANLEY, FAIRVIEW, LINCOLN, U.S. EMBASSY, CEDARS OF LEBANON IN DEARBORN, BLUE NILE IN DETROIT, PALM IN BARSTOW, HILLTOP IN BAILEY, LION'S HOUSE IN LONDON, YE OLDE KING'S HEAD INN- WINDSOR, INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES IN LA MIRADA, HUNAN IN LOS ANGELES CHINA TOWN, MA GANSIE'S IN KENTUCKY.

NO FAZER, NO MUZER, HUNGRY TODAY
RIDING THE BUS TO ADDIS
SHOPPING IN ETHIOPIA
BEKELA MOLA'S HOTELS
MR. SPEEDY'S TEA PARTIES
DECAMHARE SCHOOL DAYS
GOD SENDS A MAN TO PUT TRUSSES UP
TRAIN TRAVEL IN KENYA
ROAD BUILDING
RED TAPE IN AFRICA
THE KEFO
BUILDING A DAM
ZETEN BIR
JACK JOHNSON-- Pastor from N. Ireland to missionaries
ASMARA
"SOLD"
ITAKO AND AFRICA ISRAEL NINEVAH
SIMON STANDS TALL
DINI IN ELDORET
KIPKAREN CHURCH
KITALE CHURCH
DOWNTOWN ELDORET-- BANSAL, BAHARILAL, AZIZ AND AKBAR
C__________ SMITH REPENTS
CHRIS LEAVES THE ROMAN WHORE
NEWAYGO SIGN STORY
ETHIOPIAN DOCTOR IN GRINGO LAND
FIGHTING AN ADULT BOOKSTORE
"AND THE LORD GOD PLANTED A GARDEN..."
DEAD BODY IN THE MINE AND OTHER SPOOKY STUFF

 

 

LINKS:

Great Place to Eat Ethiopian food.

Another one in Colombus, Ohio

 

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